Wednesday 9 March 2016

Pot Hole Funeral


I stayed up all night working out this speech, trying to find the right words to say,
But you know what?
To hell with it, I’ll just speak from the heart.

It really does make my heart warm to see us all gathered here to pay our respects to grandpa
Indeed I’m sure that not one of you here have no fond memories of him.
Looking out at all of you it is difficult not to see that
Grandpa has left quite a legacy, a legacy that we are now the caretakers off.

For those of us who knew him well, grandpa was one of depth: Depth of soul, depth of heart, and of spirit.
He was also quite the storyteller and I know some of you remember his tales quite well.
Coming from very humble beginnings, Grandpa was always quick to let us know how hard life was back then, for a young pothole. From being nothing more than a mere crack in a time when Government used to build ‘good road’, ‘serious road’ and not ‘dem fly by night ting dey patching now’ as he would often say.

Grandpa was a fighter. Nourished by the elements and the occasional grass roots and bad drivers grandpa grew from a tiny crack in the bend to the legend he is now. Although humble by nature we all knew he took pride in his size, occupying two thirds of the road, no mean feat that, and definitely something that WE can be proud of as well and aspire to.

Grandpa by no means had an easy life, his was a life etched with hardship, however, Grandpa was one of enduring spirit and great faith; A survivor. Many times he was filled in, with rocks, soil, gravel and even cement! But he always believed in a higher power and no matter how long it took grandpa came back like a champ. No greater example of this than the Great War of Election 1994, when the then Government in a bid to win votes sent out their Public Works soldiers to completely rebuild the roads. Soldiers whom we’ve had a long, bittersweet relationship with since you could never tell if they’re coming to dig up the road and help increase our population or persecute us with asphalt and rocks. It was a dark time for our kind and we lost a lot of good pot holes yet even through this Grandpa fought and survived.

Although Grandpa often came across as the stern silent type, he was also quite the trickster with a wicked sense of humour. In his younger days he would often use the angle of sunlight to trick drivers into thinking he moved, laughing as they swerved precariously. He kept a tally of how many axels and rims he broke in his heyday and how many tires he ripped. He always joked that he was an unappreciated necessity to the economy and that he kept the mechanics and car dealers in business. I remember one of his favourite jokes, it was one he played every time there was a heavy shower, he’d play as if he was shallower than he really was, luring the unwary into his depths. There was once not too long ago he caught the whole front end of a rental, it was a tourist, ‘you have to give dem di Antiguan welcome man’ he would tell us jokingly.


However you saw him, an activist, a joker, a family pot hole, grandpa will forever live on, he has blazed the trail and we must do him the honour of doing no less than he. So as Public Works buries him beneath concrete, asphalt and the steam roller, we know that Grandpa shall live on. The Grandest of us all.
Rest In Peace Gramps.

Glen Toussaint 2016©